From the (very) satirical newspaper, The Onion on Sarah Palin:

General Political Philosophy:
Chestnut brown with amber highlights

Advice For Women Beginning In Politics:
"If you work hard and keep your nose clean, you too can have a rich, powerful man come and whisk you off to Washington."

Beauty Contest Victories:
1984 Miss Wasilla, 1984 Miss Alaska, 2008 Republican Vice-Presidential Nomination

Unwed Pregnant Teens Receiving Funding From Palin Administration:
1

Largest Budget Allocation:
The Wasilla Pipeline To God

Health Care: Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.

Iraq War: Just wants to give son the chance to shoot something smaller and more Muslim than the usual moose around their property.

Abortion: Will personally carry any unwanted fetuses to term.

Immigration: Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.

Economy: "If running the U.S. economy is anything like running Alaska's, things will be fine once we reduce the number of caribou in the streets."

Climate: Whatever Mr. McCain thinks is best.

Foreign Affairs: Boasts strong relationships made over the years with numerous dignitaries from the continental United States.



Seriously...did you catch the 9-11 footage the Republicans showed during their recent convention?

Tasteless, exploitative and disgustingly twisted when you think about it.